BAY AREA KEI

We decided against changing all instances of "January" to "Jeanuary"

This holiday season we here in California got the gift of the Pineapple Express, which is about as wintry as the weather gets for many of us.

Back in my day, trick-or-treaters could be greeted with a bowl full of pennies. Now kids are getting Pokemon cards! Is this inflation in action.

This very warm September has since yielded to fall- in our dreams! It's still very warm, just with an extra dose of skeletons.

August has come to an end, which means Are You Ready For Some Football- sorry.

Yes, there is one (1) Jelly July post in here. You can guess who authored it.

Is June Gloom fog? This newsletter writer who is not a meteorologist says no.

I was going to do a syntactic joke involving past perfect and "It's Gonna Be May", then I realized May can function as a temporal adverb, and I gave up.

Thinking fondly back to days in Japan and the deafening whine of the electric chalkboard eraser cleaners...

This is where I might make some sort of remark about the passing of the seasons, but I think all of us are firmly in Borked Weather Era nowadays.

A short newsletter for a short month! Except it wasn't that much shorter really.

It's Wardrobe season! Also Goal season! Also...Fire season? (Let's be real, that never really ends for us over here...)